Wednesday, June 26, 2013

Red-Red-Red Redneck Joke



A group of cowboys on a cattle drive were out all day branding cattle. The cook spied a sheep tied to a fence post, so he slaughtered and cooked it. The cowboys returned for dinner, but they wouldn’t eat or talk to the cook. “What’s wrong,” he asked, “did I fuck up the cooking.”
“No,” said a cowboy, “you cooked up the fucking.”


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