Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Adventures of an e-Book Bookie, 20: I've Been Banned From Facebook!

Facebook is my “whore’s bicycle” and I can’t ride it for four days.

Yes, I’ve been banned from Facebook.

I’m currently serving a four-day sentence.

Last night, whilst trolling the site, I received a message informing me of the ban. When I told my wife this morning, Penny said, “I warned you about those dead baby jokes.”

“No dead baby jokes.”

“Dirty Johnny? 69? Helen Keller? Special Olympics?”

“No jokes.”

Penny put down her coffee and looked at me, “How do you manage to get banned from Facebook?”

Apparently you click on a shitload of people to “friend” within a given time period and the MAN SHUTS YOU DOWN. I was trolling lists of friends-of-friends trying to pad my list of friends. I use the “social media” (“...” indicating belittling sarcasm) as a way to toot-my-horn and publicize my books.


And I was clicking away like a chimpanzee in a 1970s Sociology experiment—doing exactly what the scientists wanted me to—and hoping for some cashews or a banana and I got banned from friend-fishing for four days.

Yes, I’m doing hard time in Windsor, CA: Nobody knows the trouble I’ve seen...


Why did the whore buy a bicycle?

So she could peddle it all over town


Here's a "coupon code" to download my jokebook “A Man Walks Into a Bar...” for free.
If you have an iPhone or an iPad or Nook or Kobo or Adobe Digital Reader (or whatever) go to:
and click on "A Man Walks Into a Bar..." and click BUY (you'll have to designate which device you're downloading to) and enter the coupon code yb48k and you'll get it for free. ("Act Now..." "Limited Time Offer..." "Local Restrictions Apply..." "It's New..." "It's Improved..." It's Old Fashioned...")
If you don't have a e-reader go to Amazon.com and download the "Kindle for PC" and then go to the link above and download to your newly downloaded Kindle for PC.
Or you can just go to the link above and download a free PDF of "A Man Walks Into a Bar..." to your computer.
Please try this out and give the jokebook a read.
Then leave a little blurb/review at either (or both) Smashwords or Amazon.com.
It's funny; it's free; it's fun.
Thanks, that's all,


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